|
The Stinky Creek Jazz Band |
|
We really stink up the place! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| today! |
|
|
|
| The Stinky Creek Jazz Band was founded in 2005 as a way to get free drinks at local coffee bars. Since then, the band has almost played at a variety of places. Some of those places have been local churches where the band members regularly atone for their sins of greed. | |
| Members of the band: | |
 |
Gil Newman Gil is the band's drummer and is a former teacher. He is the only member of the band to have actually worn a ponytail in his younger days. He cut it off because his students were jealous that he could wear one but they couldn't. |
 |
Ben plays stand-up bass and has his pilots license. He'll be more than happy to take you for a ride, but be warned: his medication sometimes makes him loopy.
|
 |
Tracy plays banjo and is the founder of the group. Don't believe anything he says. Ninety-two percent of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is made up. The other eight percent may be true, but there's no way of knowing for sure.
|
 |
Jeff plays clarinet and can speak five different languages. He's the tallest member of the group, so he's in the back of mostly every picture. Don't make him mad because he'll cuss you out in Farsi and you won't even know it.
|
 |
Andrew plays the trumpet and is the most practical member of the band. He doesn't care where or when the next gig is; he just wants to know how much he's getting paid. He's a college student, and money is a big priority.
|
 |
Travis plays left-handed fiddle with the group, but he can't dance. Don't try to convince him that he should play his fiddle the "correct" way because he'll set you straight. And you don't want to be set straight by Travis Terrel.
|
